Not nominated for a Nobel so LIE KY gives himself many others

http://www.google.com.sg/search?hl=en&q=LEE+KUAN+YEW+AWARD+PRIZE+BOOK+MEDAL+SCHOOL&btnG=Search&meta=

1. There are at least half a dozen [url above] "LIE Kuan Yew" Awards, Medals and Prizes that the Great Man has given himself to honour himself, just in case his PM son cannot stay on long enough to honour him. Never take chances when it comes to idol worship. Must make sure you enshrine yourself while still alive. A kind of Living God Singaporeans can only speak of in hushed, reverent tones and worship the very grounds he walks on. [To criticise or even doubt the GM is blasphemy].

2. So, let us try to name some of these:

LIE KUAN YEW SCHOOL OF ELECTION-RIGGING POLICY WITH SPECIAL EMPHASIS ON STUFFING BALLOT BOXES

LIE KUAN YEW AWARD FOR SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS FOR THE ALSO RAN [LEE HONG YI GOT ONE -- AS USUAL, UNDESERVEDLY, THAT IS, RIGGED]

LIE KUAN YEW WATER PRIZE FOR THE HYDROCEPHALUS

LIE KUAN YEW LAW AWARD FOR COMPLIANT, CORRUPT, JUDGES

LIE KUAN YEW LAW AWARD FOR TOTALLY BYPASSING AND CORRUPTING THE RULE OF LAW, REPLACING IT WITH RULE BY CRIMINAL METHODS

LIE KUAN YEW JURISPRUDENCE AWARD FOR ESTABLISHING THE LEGAL PRINCIPLE OF TIT FOR TAT BY VANDALISING MY TYPEWRITER, FAX MACHINE[S], AIRCON[S], FRIDGE, WASHING MACHINE[S], COMPUTER[S], CAR -- PUNCTURING TYRES, SCRATCHING THE PAINTWORK, SMEARING SHIT INNUMERABLE TIMES, ETC, ALL FOR MY WRITING CRITICAL ARTICLES OF HIM ON THE INTERNET

LIE KUAN YEW BIOTECHNOLOGY AWARD FOR PLANTING VICIOUSLY VIRULENT VIRUSES INTO OUR FOOD AND DRINKS SO I, MY SON AND MY LITTLE NIECE BECAME EXTREMELY SICK, MANY, MANY TIMES IN THE LAST 15 YEARS

LIE KUAN YEW EXCREMENTAL AWARD FOR MAKING ME AND MY LITTLE NIECE SO CONSTIPATED I BLEED AND SHE CRIED IN PAIN AND AGONY

LIE KUAN YEW EXPECTORATION AWARD FOR MAKING MY LITTLE NIECE COUGH SO BADLY FOR SO LONG, MUSCLES WERE TORN IN HER CHEST, CAUSING CHEST PAIN

LIE KUAN YEW COLLECTIVE AWARD FOR COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT OF MY WHOLE FAMILY WITH TORTURE BY TELEVISION EVEN THOUGH I AM THE ONLY ONE CRITICISING HIM

LIE KUAN YEW HOME SANCTITY AWARD FOR GOING WAY, WAY, OUT OF HIS WAY TO TORTURE ME AND MY FAMILY USING TAXPAYERS' MONIES, INCLUDING BUYING THE FLATS ABOVE OURS, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US, EVERYWHERE WE LIVED SO AS TO HAVE ROTATING TEAMS OF SECRET POLICE ABUSING US 24 HOURS A DAY, USING VERY EXPENSIVE AND EXTENSIVE EQUIPMENT

LIE KUAN YEW COURTESY AWARD FOR HAVING HIS MEN FOLLOW ME WHEREVER I GO, TO PASS HOKKIEN OBSCENITIES AT ME, AS WELL AS OTHER DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PERSONAL ATTACKS

LIE KUAN YEW EXEMPLARY AWARD FOR PERSONALLY SETTING THE EXAMPLE AND EGGING ON PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ME BY HIS MEDIA AND 15,000 PAP MEMBERS AS WELL AS ENTIRE GOVT MACHINERY

LIE KUAN YEW ENERVATION AWARD FOR 15 YEARS OF MODERATE TO VICIOUS SLEEP DEPRIVATION THAT TURNED MY URINE DARK BROWN FROM STRESS AND SLEEPLESSNESS AND OFTEN RENDERED ME TOO TIRED TO DRIVE SAFELY, ONCE EVEN FALLING ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING VERY FAST ON AN EXPRESSWAY

LIE KUAN YEW NERVE AWARD FOR RADIATING MY RIGHT UPPER ARM NERVE TO CAUSE SHARP PAIN EVERY NIGHT AND PROBABLY PERMANENT DAMAGE REDUCING THE EFFECTIVE USE OF MY RIGHT ARM

LIE KUAN YEW PSYCHOLOGY AWARD FOR SURROUNDING ME WITH HOSTILE SOUNDS EVERY DAY FOR 15 YEARS IN A TOTALLY ENVELOPING WEB OF PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE STRESS TO DERANGE MY MIND, THEN DELIBERATELY ADDED PSYCHOTIC ELEMENTS INTO MY MEDICINAL TABLETS TO CAUSE EVEN DEEPER DISTRESS AND PHYSICAL SIDE EFFECTS

LIE KUAN YEW CHOREOGRAPHY AWARD FOR MOST PERSISTENT BUT MOST USELESS CHOREOGRAPHY OF INFANTILE PANTOMIMES DIRECTED AT ME USUALLY WHEN I DRIVE, NOW IN ITS 15TH YEAR

LIE KUAN YEW LOSER AWARD FOR LOSING A FIGHT WHICH NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE LOST, AGAINST ONE ISOLATED MAN UNDER 24 HOUR OBSERVATION AND WHO CAN BE HURT ANYWHERE AT WILL WITH JUST A PUSH OF A BUTTON

LIE KUAN YEW LOSER AWARD FOR GOING FROM HERO 15 YEARS AGO TO -100 AND HEADING FOR ABSOLUTE 0 NOW WHILE I WENT FROM 0 TO HERO IN THE SAME TIME

LIE KUAN YEW PARLIAMENTARY AWARD FOR THE MOST STUPID, UNREASONABLE AND VICIOUS LAWS IN THE WORLD

LIE KUAN YEW FINANCE AWARD FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE KLEPTOCRACY IN HISTORY

LIE KUAN YEW FINANCE AWARD FOR AIDING, ABETTING AND CO-PROFITING FROM LAUNDERING DRUG MONIES FROM MYANMAR DRUG LORDS LIKE LO HSING HAN, WITH WHOM HE CO-INVESTS IN MANY VENTURES

LIE KUAN YEW PUBLIC RELATIONS AWARD FOR THE BEST PR IMAGE PRACTICES OF ANY GOVT IN THE WORLD SINCE 1959

LIE KUAN YEW POLITICS AWARD FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE SUPPRESSION OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS

LIE KUAN YEW JUSTICE AWARD FOR THE BEST USE OF COMPLIANT JUDICIARY TO BANKRUPT POLITICAL OPPONENTS

LIE KUAN YEW POLICE AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST USE OF THE SECRET POLICE TO ENTRENCH HIS REGIME

LIE KUAN YEW TERMINATION AWARD FOR POLITICAL MURDER [AT LEAST ONE, MR CHAN HOCK HUA]

LIE KUAN YEW HANGING AWARD FOR HAVING HANGED THE MOST PEOPLE DURING HIS REIGN [THOUSANDS HANGED ALREADY, MOST FOR POSSESSING SMALL AMOUNTS OF BANNED SUBSTANCES]

LIE KUAN YEW CANING AWARD FOR INSTITUTING THE MOST MANDATORY CANING SENTENCES FOR THE MOST OFFENCES, INCLUDING MANY VERY LIGHT ONES LIKE OVERSTAYING

LIE KUAN YEW LONG-SERVICE AWARD FOR STAYING IN POWER THE LONGEST TIME, AND STILL CONTINUING

LIE KUAN YEW LONG-SERVICE AWARD FOR LONGEST POLITICAL JAILINGS WITHOUT TRIAL OR CHARGE

LIE KUAN YEW HUMANITARIAN AWARD FOR EXTENDED, EVEN FATAL, BEATINGS AND TORTURE OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS WITHOUT TRIAL OR CHARGE

LIE KUAN YEW CIA AWARD FOR HOSTING CIA ABDUCTEES FROM "RENDITIONS" IN SINGAPORE JAILS FOR TORTURE AND IMPRISONMENT

LIE KUAN YEW AWARD FOR BEST PRACTICES IN NEPOTISM

LIE KUAN YEW AWARD FOR BEST PRACTICES IN CRONYISM

LIE KUAN YEW INSTITUTIONAL AWARD FOR CORRUPTING EVERY SINGLE INSTITUTION IN THE STATE

LIE KUAN YEW HYPE AWARD FOR HYPOCRISY AND BEST FALSE IMAGE OF ANY PUBLIC FIGURE

LIE KUAN YEW INTERNATIONAL AWARD FOR SERVING BRITISH [TO BECOME PM] AND AMERICAN INTERESTS [STILL CONTINUING]

LIE KUAN YEW PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION AWARD FOR CREATING THE MOST DOCILE, MOST FEARFUL, POPULATION

LIE KUAN YEW INTEGRITY AWARD FOR TRUTHFULNESS IN MEDIA [CURRENTLY RANKED ALMOST BOTTOM AT 154th IN THE WORLD]

LIE KUAN YEW GYMNASTIC AWARD FOR BENDING OVER FORWARDS TO AMERICANS

LIE KUAN YEW HUMAN RESOURCES AWARD FOR SYCOPHANCY AND NO REAL FEEDBACK LEADING TO STUPID POLICIES

LIE KUAN YEW RESPONSIVENESS AWARD FOR TAKING THE LONGEST TIME TO REVERSE FAILED POLICIES

LIE KUAN YEW I.Q. AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST INTELLECTUALLY ARROGANT WHILE BEING THE LEAST DESERVING OF IT

LIE KUAN YEW POKER AWARD FOR TELLING THE BIGGEST LIES WITH THE LEAST EFFORT

LIE KUAN YEW HONESTY AWARD FOR TOTAL DISHONESTY

LIE KUAN YEW DO GOODER AWARD FOR ARRESTING 22 TOTALLY INNOCENT ALLEGED 'MARXISTS' 1N 1987 WHILE ADMITTING THEY WERE MERELY "DO GOODERS" CATHOLICS AND SOCIAL WORKERS

LIE KUAN YEW PUBLICITY AWARD FOR THE WORLD's BIGGEST AND LONGEST PUBLICITY STUNT

LIE KUAN YEW PERSONAL AWARD FOR SELF AGGRANDISEMENT

LIE KUAN YEW ORATORY AWARD FOR SAYING ONE THING WHILE DOING THE OPPOSITE

LIE KUAN YEW FICTION PRIZE FOR HIS 2 NOVELS IN MEMOIR FORM

LIE KUAN YEW WRITING PRIZE FOR BEST GHOST-WRITTEN MEMOIRS

LIE KUAN YEW ORATORY PRIZE FOR BEST GHOST-WRITTEN SPEECHES, ESPECIALLY THOSE BY ALEX JOSEY

LIE KUAN YEW EUGENICS PRIZE FOR GRANDFATHERING 1 ALBINO AND 1 AUTIST

LIE KUAN YEW FATHER IN LAW PRIZE FOR CAUSING THE SUICIDE OF HIS DAUGHTER IN LAW

LIE KUAN YEW EDUCATION PRIZE FOR BREAKING THE RULES TO ALLOW LIE HSIEN LOONG TO TAKE 3 YEARS TO PASS HIS A LEVELS, TAKEN OVER 2 EXAM YEARS, AND STILL GOT MEDIOCRE RESULTS

LIE KUAN YEW SCHOLAR PRIZE FOR GIVING ALL 3 OF HIS CHILDREN, PRESIDENT'S SCHOLARSHIPS, THOUGH THEY NEVER TOPPED ANY COHORT, SCHOOL, STANDARD OR EVEN CLASS

LIE KUAN YEW GENETIC PRIZE FOR PASSING ON HIS STUPIDITY TO ALL HIS CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN

LIE KUAN YEW MERITOCRACY PRIZE FOR TOTALLY CORRUPTING THE INSTITUTION OF MERITOCRACY, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE

LIE KUAN YEW COSMETIC PRIZE FOR LOOKING GOOD FOR SO LONG THANKS TO TOTAL MEDIA CONTROL

LIE KUAN YEW PRIZE FOR LONGEVITY THANKS TO VAMPIRIC REGULAR BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS FROM HIS BROTHER-CONTROLLED BLOOD BANK

LIE KUAN YEW HEALTHCARE PRIZE FOR BLOOD AND ORGAN PRIORITY, OVER ALL THE REST OF THE WAITING LIST

LIE KUAN YEW FOREIGN AFFAIRS PRIZE FOR BRIBING FOREIGN LEADERS TO BE NICE TO HIM, ESPECIALLY SUHARTO AND THAKSIN

LIE KUAN YEW STRATEGY PRIZE FOR DOING AMERICA'S DIRTY JOBS IN THE REGION

LIE KUAN YEW GEOPOLITICAL PRIZE FOR SECRETLY SENDING MONEY, TRAINING AND WEAPONS TO SOUTHERN THAILAND MUSLIM INSURGENTS TO KILL, MAIM AND BLOW UP INNOCENTS

LIE KUAN YEW COPYCAT PRIZE FOR CONSTRUCTING AN ECONOMY AROUND GOVT COMPANY MONOPOLIES INSPIRED BY SOUTH KOREAN CHAEBOLS

LIE KUAN YEW MENTORING PRIZE FOR TEACHING AND INSISTING THAT HIS SON AND CRONIES ALL COPY LIKE HIM

LIE KUAN YEW RIGHTNESS PRIZE FOR DISALLOWING HIS SON AND CRONIES FROM DEVIATING EVEN SLIGHTLY FROM HIS LONG LAID DOWN POLICIES

LIE KUAN YEW OPENNESS PRIZE FOR DISALLOWING HIS SON AND CRONIES FROM EVEN QUESTIONING HIS POLICIES

LIE KUAN YEW CONFIDENCE PRIZE FOR DISALLOWING HIS SON AND CRONIES FROM EVEN DOUBTING HIS POLICIES

LIE KUAN YEW SME PRIZE FOR SUPPRESSING SMEs TO PREVENT TOO MANY ECONOMICALLY AND THEREFORE POLITICALLY INDEPENDENT, SINGAPOREANS

LIE KUAN YEW POPULATION CONTROL PRIZE FOR THE MOST NUMEROUS AND MOST EFFECTIVE SCAMS TO IMPOVERISH SINGAPOREANS WHILE ENRICHING GOVT COFFERS

LIE KUAN YEW REAL ESTATE PRIZE FOR CORRUPTLY ACCEPTING ILLEGAL DISCOUNTS IN BUYING MULTIMILLION DOLLAR LUXURY CONDOs

LIE KUAN YEW PRIZE FOR GENEROSITY FOR GIVING THE AMERICANS US$3 BILLION IN 2005 FOR 'NUCLEAR COVER', THAT IS, FOR NOTHING, TO BE INCREASED AND REPEATED EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO

LIE KUAN YEW PRIZE FOR GENEROSITY FOR GIVING OUR VERY FEW QUALIFIED WELFARE RECIPIENTS S$290 A MONTH, ENOUGH FOR ONLY 2 MEALS A DAY

LIE KUAN YEW PENSION PRIZE FOR GIVING HIMSELF, HIS SON, etc, STATE MINISTERIAL PENSIONS ON TOP OF REGULAR MULTI-MILLION PAYS

LIE KUAN YEW LINGUISTIC PRIZE FOR THE TERM "MARKET SUBSIDY" TO EXPLAIN WHY WE ARE STILL 'SUBSIDISED' WHEN WE PAY S$300,000 FOR A HDB FLAT THAT COSTS ONLY S$30,000 TO BUILD

LIE KUAN YEW MILITARY MEDAL FOR SPENDING THE MOST MONEY PER CAPITA TO BUILD THE BIGGEST REGIONAL ARMED FORCES TO EXTEND HIS CLOUT AS A POWERFUL ALLY OF AMERICA TO DO ITS BIDDING

LIE KUAN YEW HISTORY MEDAL FOR THE MOST DISTORTED LIES IN STUDENT TEXTBOOKS

LIE KUAN YEW CONFIDENTIAL MEDAL FOR HAVING THE MOST STATE SECRETS AND ALLOWING ONLY THE MOST FAVOURABLE INFORMATION ON HIMSELF AND HIS GOVT

LIE KUAN YEW TRANSPARENCY MEDAL FOR RELEASING THE LEAST INFORMATION ON HIMSELF AND HIS GOVT, EXCEPT THE MOST COMPLIMENTARY ONES

LIE KUAN YEW I.T. MEDAL FOR THE MOST SUCCESSFUL SUPPRESSION AND CONTROL OF INTERNET CRITICISM

LIE KUAN YEW GHOST WRITERS MEDAL FOR HAVING THE BIGGEST TEAM OF GHOST WRITERS PENNING HIS SPEECHES AND MEMOIRS

LIE KUAN YEW RESEARCH MEDAL FOR READING THE MOST THINK TANK REPORTS, MOSTLY AMERICAN, AND REGURGITATING THEM ENDLESSLY, BACK TO AMERICANS WHO DON'T READ THEM

LIE KUAN YEW ANALYST MEDAL FOR THE BIGGEST POSTURING AS A CHINA EXPERT WHEN HE IS MOSTLY QUOTING CHINA ANALYSTS

LIE KUAN YEW IDEAS MEDAL FOR NEVER HAVING A SINGLE ONE IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE

LIE KUAN YEW DISTINGUISHED VISITORS PROGRAMME HAS SPENT US$63 MILLION ON 63 VISITORS WHO ARE DISTINGUISHED ONLY BY THEIR MEDIOCRITY.

LIE KUAN YEW WORLD CITY PRIZE FOR THE BEST APPROXIMATION TO OUR EASIEST-TO-MANAGE 650 SQUARE KILOMETRE [230 SQUARE MILE] ISLET.


3. So, dear Readers, do take the trouble to remember LIE Kuan Yew, alleged to be Singapore's Founder. Which cannot be. How could he Found Singapore when it was never Lost in the first place?

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RH: MY ACQUAINTANCE, A FORMER POLICE INSPECTOR, AND HIS LAWYER FRIEND, EYEWITNESSED LEE KUAN YEW RIGGING THE 1997 CHENG SAN GRC ELECTION. READ MORE AT MY BLOG ENTITLED "I CAME, I SAW, I SOLVED IT" :

http://i-came-i-saw-i-solved-it.blogspot.com/

[ALSO AT THE ABOVE BLOG, LIE KUAN YEW's LIES, WRONGFUL JAILING, TORTURE AND BEATING TO DEATH OF INNOCENT POLITICAL PRISONERS]

READ ALSO MARTYN SEE's INTERVIEW WITH ME AT:

http://singaporerebel.blogspot.com/

MY ARCHIVE OF WORKS AT:

http://i-came-i-saw-i-wrote-it.blogspot.com/